I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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