if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
