you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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