im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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