He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
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