I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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