I think my vagina is haunted
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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