i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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