so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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