when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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