I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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