so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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