Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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