but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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