i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
