i just google imaged poop.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Two words: nipple clamps
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