It's Friday. Sex?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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