All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I CAN MOONWALK!
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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