But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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