This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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