If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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