His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
my shit smells like andre
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
