Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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