try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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