Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
It's just like the Real World with babies
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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