My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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