we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just forgot I was standing up.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
