This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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