I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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