I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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