Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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