her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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