so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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