You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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