Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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