is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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