when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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