Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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