she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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