Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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