"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
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