She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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