.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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