do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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