Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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