Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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