Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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