just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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