the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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