when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
