Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I intend to get homeless drunk
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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