Grow some girl-balls and come out already
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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