I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
My feet surprised me
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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